Once in a blue moon I pop over to a sad little cave. I think I still have a membership but haven't signed in forever, I just skim the anger and hate (I generally can only stomach a thread or two)and appreciate this place that much more.
Anyway, the angry illiterate little goblin is throwing all the
al quada bitches 
out of his miserable, cold, uninviting cave. Only sycophants are welcome.
Anyone who participates at
Dickhunters (oh the creativity!) will be purged. Sounds like a life-changing choice

is ahead of some of y'all. I hope nobody cracks from the pressure.