OldG's QUANTUM SHIFT Organic Garden. it about Jadam time !

Today I am have 5 plants to trim on my table of fire....cause it wont fit in the trim bin..

Feel like absolute dogshit, started 3 days ago....when i am up to it i will hit that covid test....but...i am pretty sure its coming back STAY HOME....

I smoked doobs yesterday and they tasted bad. That never happened in my life before. But ...I power through. Oh and its great tasting weed...if it tastes weird...edibles or dabs...if seedy...rosin otherwise.

:D

Its all fire too... I can not believe how strong the weed I grow is. And I just mean like i have to but out a doob...and a friend said do you have anything NOT STRONG...and i said well you smoke cigs so you might want to mix it....if its not strong...its edibles baby.

I just thought of it....OMG

So she says...is it strong... Eversince i been the CHAMP... ROFL Fuck i might be dellerious.
 
The Champ was this radio bit here in the 90s?

The Champ was a former boxer who would get into situations where he would PTSD...back to being a boxer and KO someone....

Me and the old lady is in holland on a tour watching these damns they have....one of them springs a leak...and the dude looks at me and the missus and says maybe you want to put a finger in the dyke...and he said PARDON....maybe you want to put a finger in the dyke...WELL

The CHAMP loses it...headfakes the mofo with a clog...two shots to the melon, a flurry of punches to the solar plexus and tag him right in the sweet spot and I SAYS TO HIM

HOWS BOUT THAT....is that FINGER IN THE DYKE ENOUGH FOR YOU

Ever since I been the champ...

And i would feel old bout that but i remember chickenman..hes everywhere... fuck i am feeling...it...OLD

LOL Freedom 55...Pensioner.
 
I am in actual trim jail....wow.... I am so glad to be in trim jail....

I want to thank all of the people that got me here.....

And...i am done with lazy larfy lowers...MANAGE THAT SHIT OLDG !!!

:D

Fucking hell that relic PGSC x G13 Haze....do not sit on that....i will trade you 3 packs of greenpoint for 1 pack,,,,ok ok 5.......

No...I can not do that to pals....ok nevermindedjust grow it.... Tastes like the cleanest tastiest floral GSC you ever ran...hits like a sativa hammer...i smoked the first j...a 1 grammaron the dog walk...lets test shit right...

I got home...butted the doob in the tray after a 20 minute walk...sat down..nothing yet...but kind of a gentle fuzz...and then....it built and built to...a truly wonderful clear thought sativa...with way too many thoughts...

delicious and productive....EXCEPTIONAL... As far as I am concerned

I HIGHly recommend it.

And I find creepers to really show the doobs ability to work....if a doob is hitting 20 minutes later....your liver can not even handle the awesomness...but give it time...

It is just saying ooo la la....

And i am running that platinum GSC X bananna OG for life...iced bananas is the shit, Both are truly wonderful
 
Just wanted to say Love ya @OldG you are the man I’m sure when some people read what you write they think you are crazy but dude we are on the same wavelength I swear we both have killer love for the booms but I can’t even look at my jars of yetis without almost getting sick and I used to trip every Friday, the wife and I realized it’s been since Christmas of last year and you know what that’s ok when I need them they’ll be waiting….that’s it man lol just wanted to pop in and show you some love brotha?
 
Also.... next time do a tea. 1/4 of a lime or lemon and just 1 gram per person...boil da kekkle now and steep that shit for 20 minutes....strain and consume.

Hits faster....stronger (dont go past 1 g and a 1/2 g is pretty nice)......and does not last as long. The lemon does something...changes something to an alkaline bypassing a liver step.... its science. But these dudes that hit 5 grams lemontech....like holy shit i think you have weak ass boomers or something.

You might end up not the same with 5 grams of yetis....and i mean no lemon tech....

Back in May...early May if I recall...i got all basllsy with a fat 2.5 gram yeti....2 hours later while in the garden the world went sephia in tone....my hands turned to troll hands and i was some kind of garden troll.....and for some damned reason no cars were moving that day.... ARMAGEDDON BABY....so what did I do???
Wicked fuckingboomrs man....keep gardening...and about 1 hour later it passed. Bad trips happen. I think I put the jar back that day if i remember.

1 gram and less... And it did that thing it does.... I had fun....remembered IRON MAIDEN....and then...my god that is some theatrical rock. LOL

Iron Maiden Phantom of the Opera has more time signature changes than a fucking Rush ballad. And I knew all the words so it was not some kind of hip hop retro refit...

And I still love that first album the most. :D I took 2 beatings for it....it was worth it...charlotte the harlot take me to bed...

Today I am just stoned in the afterglow....and smoking mad doobs.. Trimmed up a 1/2 pound grove full of the finest tops...

Jammed the rest in the ardent...then everything i am too lazy to trim in 2 big mason jars.... Grain liquor for 20 minutes in the freezer and the dab maker is running all day. THEN I am putting all the leftovers into a 1/2 gallon mason jar and filling it and running it all day tomorrow...for hash oil.

And just in case that was not the fucking awesomest Sunday already... I find this dude...owns a Purpl 100 bucks for 1 year of all the tests i want...

Soon as I chop and dry the next round my c note is going out with 30 tests to run :D thats like 8 bucks a month...oh happy day.

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The Relic Plat GSC X G13 Haze....its cured to smoke now.

What a smoke she is. I am truly impressed.

First of all she stinks. She has a reak about her not quite motorbreath funk but in that area...not as sharp an astringent as a stardawg but still nasty.

The flavor is nothing at all like she smells. When lit the aroma changes. The flavor is platinum cookies....and that haze punches through in there into a pine...cookie/haze on the nose....

Walked the dog with the first doob i smoked and she was creeper...but its cured now.

Smoked a joint on the dog walk...finished it around the half way point...got home made a coffee and was watching something...wow that weed doesnt do anything....and then 5 minutes later WHAM ! Massive sativa high....really started coming on hard with full teeth freeze...full tongue...complete dentist effect.
I had drymouth for 3 hours from that doob... Ferocious....delicious.

A very good smoke...worth the 80 days of flower for sure.
 
I am constantly blown away by the quality and intensity of the gear I am growing...

I have mad tolerance...and this gear makes me sit down. WTF

Next harvest I am signing up for the 12 months of testing...THC only but lets see what rocks it....I think I know...God made me with a magical thc sensor.

:D WTF eh I am the Deli Kusha

Lips go numb at 22....teeth start at 25...at 30 solid novacaine mouth...man i can not wait to have validity to what i fucking KNOW !!!

Ohhhmmmssss......Waaaatttts the fuck
 
I have purchased a few things that i did not need.....but that 4 x 8 tent...was not one of them...man i love it
Putting things in 7s and 10s now.

Hotrod F2
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Inhouse Iced Banana
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Purple Flavanoid tall pheno
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Says Starfighter....smells like a blackberrry candy, no idea what it is but it surely is not starfighter :D
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