LOL....When i visit me Mom and Dad and take someone who has nevrer been to the rock...i take them to Dildo. Because its funny.
I am half Newfie...
Its the island to the far right in the red...the furthest east in Canada and where my parents have their morning tea they look out on the ocean and the next stop is Great Britain.
Placentia Bay...Come By Chance....Hearts Delight...Hearts Desire... All the wildest names of places. And the friendliest people you will ever meet.
And they have Gross Morne Park...
And the shittiest weather in Canada... Maybe 3 days out of the entire year my Dad doesnt have to start a fire in the wood stove.

They speak a very fast very thick accented english that will need a translator if you leave St Johns...And they have a lot of colorful sayings that are part of their language.
I will fold your clothes with you still in em (time to fight). lol.
The entire Province has 500,000 people and its a lot of little towns with a few people...there is no night life except for the kitchen party and that is a tradition....drinks will be had...a bunch of fun and then the istruments will come out...and they love to sing a song and dance a jig and have some rum and a good time. I havent met a newfie yet that didnt appreciate some good weed.
If you are lucky you can play the instrument leftover for those who cant play anything...the ugly stick....bounce it on the ground to the beat of the music...and have a good time.
The damned place is on lockdown..maybe this summer i can get back home to see a place i like to visit but its too harsh for me.
Here are a bunch of fine ugly sticks...take your pick...bounce that boot like a rock star.
